Siik Dah Gow

"'Dah Doe Bang Bang Sang, Dah Doe Paak Paak Sang'"Siik Dah Gow is a condition, in which the suffering creature will brag about fighting prowess to portray male dominance, but ends generally ends up displaying signs of prehistoric genetics or bad genetics.

Requirements for Siik Dah Gow:
- Siik Dah Gow

- Bragging

Types of Siik Dah Gow:
- Chinese dance classes

- Leggus Stabilitus Retardadus

- Jeet Kune Do

- Having a lot of Gae Yuk

- Watching Hickok45

- Watching a lot of Kung Fu movies

- Owning Bruce Lee DVD collection.

- Alcohol abuse

- Rape and kidnapping

- Assault

Individuals who are known to suffer from Siik Dah Gow:
- Rose Boy 123 (Owns Bruce Lee DVD collection)

- Quy Goh Nye (Has a lot of Gae Yuk)

- Mak Seen Sang (Chinese exercises for the elderly)

- Yao Dae Jaek Yao Laek (Chinese dance classes)

- Sook Sook (Sword Kung Fu)

- Parfa (Likes to beat up anyone who displays signs of Gae Yuk)

- Cheen Cheen (Watches hickok45)

- Juu Jigh (Has a lot of Gae Yuk)

- Dmitri (Russian Hairline intimidation factor, having 20 legs)