Prehistoric Genetics

Most people who try to be Alpha Males, but just end up looking like Gorillas.

What Yee Mah's fathers, husbands, and children suffer from.

Requirements:
- Low IQ

- Not an Alpha Male

- Sloped forehead

- Pronounced brow

- Pronounced muzzle

- Pronounced chin

- Grunting

- Chest pounding

- Bragging

- Goes to the gym

- Bad Genetics

- Fur Cap

Side Effects:
- Same as requirements