Bad Genetics

The reason why not all Gorillas are Alpha Males.

Invented by Charles Darwin.

Possible Causes:
- Bad Genetics

Effects:
- Jewish Nose (curved like a beak, not to be confused with Curved Cock)

- Bad Genetics

- Curved Cock

- Curved Nose

- Crossed Eyes

- Prehistoric Genetics

- Sloped Forehead

- Saliva Waterfallus

- Tongus Brokenus

- Leggus Stabilitus Retardadus

- Slurred Speech

- Alcohol Abuse

- Russian Hairline

- Armed Robbery

- Rape and Kidnapping

Notable Creatures:
- Yao Dae Jaek Yao Laek

- Yao Dae Jaek Yao Mo Mang

- Toufeek Makmud

- Arm And

- Enduru

- Yurr Yun