Yao Dae Jaek Yao Mo Mang

Yao Dae Jaek Yao Laek's two siblings. No they are not imaginary. Yes they existed, at some point, for a point.

As a urban legend goes, a man of asiatic descent turned his first two children into delicious Chinese delicacies and served them at a party, since they had the appearance of a gibbon.

This creature suffers the following Physical Conditions:
- Diu Gang

- Crossed Eyes

- Curved Cock

- Sloping Forehead

- Ham Seep Doi

- Russian Hairline

- Prehistoric Genetics

Upon death, will spawn:
- Gibbon Meat

- Bad Genetics

- Ham Sup Loh Glasses

- Imaginary Stolen Money

- Gibbon recipe

- $30