A Baak

A Baak is what all men will become someday. Mak Seen Sang is a unique A Baak.

A Baak's are the reason why Yee Mah's exist. Their sole purpose is to create more Yee Mah's.

Only creature with a 100% chance to drop a commie fur cap upon death.

Can be observed beating their meat with a hammer. Perhaps this is the origin of beating your meat.

Can be observed bragging about beating their meat.

Can allegedly shooting straight up and make a mess on the ceiling.

Physical Conditions:
- Ham Seep Doi

- Missing Teeth

- Alcohol abuse

- Russian Hairline

- Rape and kidnapping

Upon death, these items spawn:
- Ham Sup Loh Glasses

- Pack of cigarettes

- Commie fur cap

- Yee Mah's used panties

- Pornographic magazines in a foreign language

- Fake teeth

- Red booklets written by Mao

- Has been arrested by chinese secret police at least once

- Warrant for arrest in China

- Criminal record in China

- Vodka

- Drivers License, despite not being able to

- Hammer

- Book of recipes for chinese delicacies, including bat soup.