Curved Cock

"'Sik Juen Wan Guh'"When your cock is curved. Not to be confused with Curved Nose.

Possible Causes:
- Bad Genetics

- Ham Seep Doi

- Incessant masturbation

- Prehistoric Genetics

- When you also have other parts that are curved, like your nose

Possible Cures:
- Cutting it off

- Diu Gang

Sufferers:
- Yao Dae Jaek Yao Laek

- Yurr Yun

- Quy Goh Nye (most likely)