Yao Dae Jaek Yao Laek

"'Money?!?!'"Yao Dae Jaek Yao Laek, pinyin for big muscles and big brain. Is the name of this elusive creature. You can only observe this creature in carefully edited photographs and hear about it in Yee Mah's fairy tales about it's prowess and natural gifts. If what is said about it is indeed true, it would be the 9th wonder of the world, next to King Kong.

The biggest man in his family, the biggest man at this school. According to this creature, it is the fastest runner at his school, won 10 fights, and is a bully and a big dog.

Thinks guns were invented after 1990s

This creature suffers from the following Physical Conditions:
- Bragging

- Crossed Eyes

- Leggus Stabilitus Retardadus

- Sloping Forehead

- Curved Cock

- Ham Seep Doi

- Neckus Flabulous

- Resting smile

- Cheeks always red

- No eyebrows

This creature upon death spawns these items:
- Meat

- Stolen Money

- iPad

- Yee Mah's Credit Card

- Yurr Yun's Credit Card

- Bad Genetics

- Semen Soaked Tissues

- Pornhub Premium

- Robux

- Big Ass Ego

Relatives:
- Yao Dae Jaek Yao Mo Mang

- Yurr Yun

- Yee Mah

- Enduru

- Parfa

- MrKwabs

- Gremlin

- Toufeek Makmud