Rose Boy 123

"'Coronawireless.'"A creature that claims it knows Jeet Kune Do. Can be observed slurping his saliva to appear richer. Can be heard in public trying to pronounce Coronavirus completely wrong.

One day we were in Blue Mountain getting Coffee at Tim Hortons. We sat down to let the drinks cool down. Rose Boy 123 proceeds to attempt at pronouncing Coronavirus with a perfect Engrish accent. But unaware to him every time he said the word, he said it louder and louder. A white man with white hair 10 feet from us look over. People started leaving the Tim Hortons.

Can be observed travelling with a Antique Wooden Walking Cane for predator defense.

Likes to drive around a BMW worth $2000 to show off lack of wealth.

Thinks he is a Rose Boy. He is indeed still a boy, minus the rose part after he grew a triple chin.

Work Experience:
- 50 year old man with 5 years of work experience.

Known Physical Conditions:
- Yao Cheen Lo Sheen Gum Joe Guh

- Bragging

- Prehistoric Genetics

- Engrish Second Language

Upon death will spawn following items:

- BMW

- $10 Ali Baba Chinese Clothes

- Handmade Wooden Antique Walking Cane

- Empty Wallet

- iPhone with 128GB of selfies

- Water Bottle (Extra Saliva)

- Divorce Papers

- Warrant For Arrest

- Mary Brown

- Starbucks

- Expired Chinese Citizenship

- WiFi Password