Russian Hairline

A condition with many causes, also known as receding hairline. Causes are alcohol abuse, jealousy, bad genetics, being burn in Russia, and depression.

Possible Causes:
- Alcohol Abuse

- Jealousy

- Bad Genetics

- Born in Soviet Union

- Thinking about Diu Gang

Requirements:
- Vodka

- Fur Cap

- Bad Genetics

Notable creatures:
- Dmitri

- Arm And

- Juu Jigh